Ugh, Another Security Mess Seriously? More Vulnerabilities. Right, so listen up, you lot. CISA – those clowns over at the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency – have added two more holes in N-able's N-central...

Ugh, Google's Being Annoying (Again) Seriously? More Bullshit From Google Right, so listen up, because I’m only saying this once. Google – yeah, that Google – has decided to be all high and mighty and is now demanding...

Attack Surface Reduction: A Summary (Because You People Can't Figure It Out) Seriously? Still Talking About This Shit? Oh, joy. Another article telling you morons how to lock down your systems. Apparently, the concept of "attack...

Ugh, Another Android Mess Seriously? *Another* Android Malware Problem Right, listen up. Some new banking trojan shit is going around on Android – because of course it is. Apparently, this thing's a multi-pronged attack. It...

Seriously?! Another Security Mess Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake... Right, listen up. Some "researchers" – and I use that term *loosely* – have found yet another way your smart home is a dumpster fire waiting to happen....

Cobalt Strike Just Got Worse, Because Of Course It Did Seriously? More Cobalt Strike Bullshit. Oh, joy. As if dealing with Cobalt Strike wasn't enough of a goddamn headache, now these script kiddies – and let’s be real,...

Seriously? Another Budget Article? Oh, Joy. More Money Whining. Right, so apparently grown adults are *still* having trouble getting budgets for cybersecurity. Shocking. This article basically boils down to this: CISOs are...

Ugh, Another Fucking Vulnerability Seriously? More Work For Me. Right, so some "researchers" (read: people who should have been looking at this *years* ago) found a new shitstorm in HTTP/2 called 'MadeYouReset'. Basically, if...

Vegas? Don't Even Ask. Oh, *Great*. Another Data Breach. This Time It’s Vegas. Right, so some clowns managed to compromise a bunch of hotel systems in Vegas – MGM Resorts and Caesars Entertainment, specifically. Not just...