Ugh, Another Patching Nightmare Seriously? Zoom *and* Xerox?! Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, some "security researchers" (read: people who get paid to find what idiots left open) dug up a couple of critical vulnerabilities...

Ugh. Another AI "Revolution" Seriously? An AI Did *What* Now? Right, so some chucklehead decided to let an AI loose on HackerOne. And wouldn't you know it, the damn thing actually found bugs. Not groundbreaking stuff, mostly...

LockBit Leak: A Summary (Because You People Can't Keep Up) Seriously? Still Getting Pwned Right, so LockBit 4.0 got sprung open like a cheap can of beans thanks to some law enforcement action – good for them, I guess. But the...

MedusaLocker's Pathetic Recruitment Drive Seriously? *This* Again. Oh, joy. Another ransomware outfit – MedusaLocker, if you’re keeping score of the digital vermin – is now openly advertising for penetration testers. Yeah,...

PS1Bot: Another Fucking Headache Seriously? More Malware. PS1Bot. Oh, joy. As if we don't have enough crap to deal with, some script kiddie decided to launch a new malware campaign called "PS1Bot." It’s spreading through...

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? *Another* Vulnerability?! Right, listen up, you lot. Some clowns have found a critical Remote Code Execution (RCE) flaw in what looks like some industrial control systems (ICS) kit – specifically,...

AI "Security" - Don't Get Your Hopes Up Oh, Joy. Another Article About How Screwed We Are With AI Right, so you want a summary? Fine. Apparently, even the *fancy* AI systems – the ones everyone’s drooling over and throwing...

XZ Utils: You're Still Screwed Seriously? *Still* Dealing With This Crap? Oh, joy. Apparently, the XZ Utils backdoor isn’t just a problem for current systems; it's festering in old Docker images like a goddamn zombie plague....

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some bozos are still finding holes in stuff. This week's delightful serving of security crap comes courtesy of...

Seriously? Fortinet *Again*? Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: Another Fortinet Mess Right, listen up. Because apparently some people need this spelled out in crayon. Fortinet is still getting hammered with vulnerabilities. This...