OpenAI's Latest Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because Apparently Humans Can't Read Release Notes) Oh, For Fucking Christ, OpenAI Did Something Again Right. So, the geniuses over at OpenAI have unleashed a bunch of new GPT-5 models –...

Microsoft's Latest Clusterfuck Seriously? Microsoft Wants You To *Ignore* Errors?! Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom (read: utter incompetence), are now telling users to just… ignore...

Microsoft's Latest Fuckery Seriously? PowerShell 2.0 is *GONE*?! Oh, for the love of all that is holy... Microsoft has finally yanked PowerShell 2.0 from newer versions of Windows – specifically, Windows 11 and Server 2022....

ChatGPT Gmail Connector: A Disaster, Obviously Oh, *Great*. Another OpenAI Fuckup. Right, so OpenAI thought it was a brilliant idea to let ChatGPT rummage through your goddamn Gmail. A "connector" they called it. Yeah, right....

Pennsylvania AG's Email? FUBAR. Seriously, Another One?! Pennsylvania Attorney General’s Office Got Pwned. Oh joy. More incompetence. The Pennsylvania Attorney General’s office got hit with a cyberattack – surprise,...

Fortinet VPN? Seriously? Another Fucking Fortinet Fuckup. You're Welcome. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some script kiddies – and probably state-sponsored actors, let’s be real – are hammering Fortinet VPNs with...

Entra ID is STILL Broken - Ugh. Microsoft Entra ID: Another Fucking Security Flaw. Seriously? Right, listen up. Some researchers – because Microsoft *clearly* can't find these things themselves – have discovered yet another...

Windows 11 Updates? Seriously? Oh, Joy. Another Windows Update Clusterfuck Right, listen up you lot. Microsoft's latest "masterpiece," the 24H2 update for Windows 11, is failing. *Again*. Shocking, I know. Apparently, a metric...

Fortinet's Mess - A Summary (Because You People Can't Keep Your Shit Secure) Seriously? *Another* Fortinet Problem?! Oh, joy. More security bullshit from the clowns at Fortinet. Apparently, their FortiSIEM product has a...

Microsoft's Promotion Path: A Load of Bollocks (According to Me) Microsoft's Promotion Path: A Load of Bollocks (According to Me) Right, listen up. Some idiot at Business Insider decided it was a good idea to dissect...