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BigID Launches Shadow AI Discovery to Uncover Rogue Models and Risky AI Data

Ugh, Another "Revolutionary" Security Product Seriously? *Another* One. BigID's "Shadow AI" Thing Right, so apparently everyone and their grandmother is shoving AI models into production without a single thought for security....

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60 RubyGems Packages Steal Data From Annoying Spammers

Seriously?! More Package Bullshit Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: 60 RubyGems Packages Are Stealing Spam Data Right, listen up. Some absolute wastes of oxygen decided it was a good idea to upload SIXTY malicious packages to...

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Infocon: green

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...

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KrebsOnSecurity in New ‘Most Wanted’ HBO Max Series

Ugh. Seriously? KrebsOnSecurity: Now a Fucking TV Show Right, so apparently some Hollywood types decided to make a show about real-life cybercrime investigations. And guess whose work they're ripping off? That’s right, me....

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GITEX GLOBAL 2025

GITEX GLOBAL 2025 - A Summary (Because You Apparently Can't Read) GITEX GLOBAL 2025: Oh Joy. Another Fucking Conference. Right, so some people are planning a tech show in Dubai next year – GITEX GLOBAL 2025. Apparently it’s...

Royal and BlackSuit ransomware gangs hit over 450 US companies

Ransomware Bullshit - A Summary (Because You People Can't Keep Your Shit Secure) Seriously? Over 450 Companies. *Again*. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, two ransomware gangs – Royal and BlackSuit (creative names,...

Columbia University data breach impacts nearly 870,000 individuals

Columbia University? More Like Columbia *Incompetence* University Seriously, Another One?! Oh joy. Columbia University got pwned. Not a little tap on the wrist either – we're talking nearly 870,000 people having their personal...

Microsoft will kill the Lens PDF scanner app for iOS, Android

Microsoft Lens is Going to the Fucking Dumpster Seriously? Microsoft Kills *Another* App. Oh, joy. More Microsoft "innovation." They're sunsetting Microsoft Lens – that PDF scanner app for iOS and Android – on September 1st....

Microsoft 365 apps to soon block file access via FPRPC by default

Microsoft's Latest "Helpful" Intervention Oh, Joy. Microsoft is "Helping" Again. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some ancient-ass protocol called FPRPC (File Protocol RPC) – seriously, who even *remembers* this garbage?...

U.S. Judiciary confirms breach of court electronic records service

Ugh, Another Breach Seriously? The US Courts Got Hacked. Again. Right, so the U.S. Judiciary just *had* to admit they got pwned. Apparently some miscreant(s) managed to compromise PACER – that godforsaken electronic records...