Ugh, Another Browser War. Seriously? The New Browser War: Does Fair Use Kill the Open Web? (A Summary – Because I Have to) Right, so some clowns are whining about how browser extensions that summarize articles using "fair use"...

Seriously?! Another Scam Report You Idiots Lost $700 Million. Seriously. Right, listen up, you lot. The FTC says old people – and I use that term *loosely* because some of them are just… gullible – handed over a...

WinRAR is STILL a mess, you idiots. Seriously? WinRAR. *Again*. Oh, for the love of all that is holy… another zero-day in WinRAR. A goddamn zero-day. Apparently, if some chuckleheads calling themselves "RomCom" (seriously, the...

GPT-5 is a Mess, Apparently Oh, Joy. Another AI Clusterfuck. Right, so OpenAI's GPT-5? Yeah, it launched and immediately choked on its own hype. Users – the *paying* users, mind you – are screaming about slow responses,...

Optus Data Breach: A Summary (Because Apparently You Need One) Optus is in Court, *Again*. Seriously? Right. Listen up, you lot. Optus, those blithering idiots who managed to lose the personal data of millions of Australians back...