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Age Verification Is Sweeping Gaming. Is It Ready for the Age of AI Fakes?

Age Verification in Gaming: A Disaster Waiting to Happen Oh, *Great*. More Bullshit. Right, so the gaming industry, predictably full of panicked suits after some pearl-clutching about kids and content, is scrambling for age...

OpenAI’s GPT-5 is here

GPT-5: Oh, Joy. Another AI. GPT-5 is Here. Seriously? Right, so OpenAI shoved GPT-5 down our throats. Apparently, it's "multimodal" now – meaning it can look at pictures and videos *and* spew out more bullshit text....

OpenAI Finally Launched GPT-5. Here’s Everything You Need to Know

GPT-5: Oh, Joy. Another AI. GPT-5 is Apparently Here (Like We Needed More Problems) Right, so OpenAI's unleashed another goddamn language model. GPT-5. Because apparently GPT-4 wasn’t enough existential dread for everyone. This...

High costs and thin margins threatening AI coding startups

AI Coding Startups: A Disaster in the Making Oh, Joy. Another Bunch of Idiots About to Fail Right, listen up, you waste of carbon. Apparently a whole *bunch* of these AI coding startups are circling the drain. Shocking, I tell...

Tesla shuts down Dojo, the AI training supercomputer that Musk said would be key to full self-driving

Dojo's Dead. Seriously. Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake... Dojo is Gone. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, Elon’s little pet project, “Dojo” – the supposed AI supercomputer that was going to magically deliver Full...

Security

Mass Internet Scanning from ASN 43350 [Guest Diary], (Thu, Aug 7th)

Ugh. Another Fucking Scan. Seriously? More Scanning Bullshit Right, listen up, you lot. Some dipshit over in ASN 43350 – which, surprise surprise, is a Russian hosting provider – is letting their clients run MASSIVE...

Security

Researcher Deploys Fuzzer to Test Autonomous Vehicle Safety

Ugh, Another AV "Security" Thing Seriously? They *Needed* a Fuzzer for This? Right, so some researcher – because apparently the people building these self-driving deathtraps didn't think to test them properly – decided to...

Security

ISC Stormcast For Thursday, August 7th, 2025 https://isc.sans.edu/podcastdetail/9560, (Thu, Aug 7th)

Ugh. Another Security Alert. Seriously? More of *this* Shit? Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some clowns are abusing legitimate admin tools – specifically, Microsoft's Graph API and PowerShell – to sneak malware into...

Security

SonicWall Confirms Patched Vulnerability Behind Recent VPN Attacks, Not a Zero-Day

SonicWall's Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because You People Can't Read) Seriously? SonicWall *Again*?! Oh, joy. Another goddamn security hole in a SonicWall product. Apparently, some VPN attacks were happening – surprise, surprise...

Security

6,500 Axis Servers Expose Remoting Protocol; 4,000 in U.S. Vulnerable to Exploits

Seriously?! Another One... You Idiots Left Your Cameras WIDE OPEN Oh, for the love of all that is holy… 6,500 Axis network cameras are broadcasting their remoting protocol to the internet. SIX THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED! And roughly...