Samourai Mixer Founders: Pathetic. Seriously? Samourai Mixer Guys Plead Guilty. *Guilty*. Oh, for the love of all that is unencrypted… The founders of Samourai Wallet – a so-called “privacy” focused crypto wallet with a...

Seriously?! Another Crypto Scam You Idiots and Your Browser Extensions Oh, for the love of all that is holy… or unholy, given the subject matter. Apparently, 150 (one hundred and fifty!) malicious Firefox extensions slipped...

SonicWall's Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because I Have To) Oh, For Fucking Christ, SonicWall Again Right, listen up. Apparently, the clowns over at SonicWall spent ages flapping about a potential zero-day in their SSLVPN product –...

DHCP Migration - Ugh. So You Wanna Move DHCP, Huh? Fine. Right, listen up, you probably screwed something up and now need to move your DHCP server to Windows Server 2025 (because of course you do). This article – and I use that...

Bouygues Telecom: Another Fucking Breach Seriously? Bouygues Telecom Got Hacked. Again. Oh, joy. More incompetence. Bouygues Telecom, a French telecom provider, *finally* admitted to a data breach affecting a staggering 64...

Seriously? Another Fucking Tool... Oh, joy. Like we don't have enough problems, some script kiddies – or slightly less inept criminals – cooked up a new EDR (Endpoint Detection and Response) killer called "Rhino." Eight...

GPT-5: Oh, Joy. Another AI. GPT-5 is Coming (Because We Clearly Need More Problems) Right, so OpenAI's decided to unleash GPT-5 upon an unsuspecting world. Fantastic. As if we didn’t have enough trouble with the last one...

Ugh, Another Exchange Screwup Seriously? *Another* Exchange Vulnerability?! Right, listen up. Because apparently some people need it spelled out in crayon. CISA – those clowns over at the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure...

Seriously?! More Bullshit. Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake... Right, listen up. Some absolute morons – and I use that term *generously* – have been distributing fake WhatsApp developer libraries on GitHub. Not just any...