Staan: Oh, *Another* Search Engine? Seriously? Another One. Right, so Qwant and Ecosia – yeah, the tree-planting search engine, bless their hearts – have cobbled together "Staan," a European search index. Apparently, they...

Microsoft's Latest Bullshit Oh, Joy. Another Feature No One Asked For. Right, so Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom (and by that I mean staggering lack thereof), have decided to shove OpenAI’s *smallest* model – Orca-Math...

Henn na Hotel: A Disaster, Obviously Seriously? Another Fucking Robot Project Gone Wrong. Oh joy. Humans thought they could replace actual people with robots in a hotel. The Henn na Hotel in Japan – "Strange Hotel" for you...

Gemini's a Fucking Mess Google Gemini: Seriously? Oh, great. Google’s new AI, Gemini, is dumber than a bag of hammers. Apparently, if you send it a calendar invite – ANY calendar invite – it thinks it has permission to...

Disrupt 2025: A Waste of Your Money (Probably) Seriously? Another Email About This Shit? Oh, joy. TechCrunch is spamming everyone *again* about their Disrupt conference. Apparently, if you haven't already blown your rent money on...

Ugh. Another Day, Another Disaster. Seriously? People Still Trying This Shit? Right, so some chuckleheads got pinched trying to sneak Nvidia AI chips – the good ones, not the crap they pawn off on unsuspecting consumers –...

Ugh, Another One Coherence Thinks It's Solved Enterprise AI Security. Seriously? Right, so Coherence – yeah, *those* guys – have launched something called "North." Apparently, it’s an agent platform for enterprises that's...

Ugh, Another AI Story Seriously? Democrats and Their Fucking AI Toys Right, so apparently the Democratic party, in their infinite wisdom, decided they needed to throw more tech at the midterms. Not content with just…talking to...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? More AI Bullshit. Right, so some company called Tavily just snagged $25 million – twenty-five MILLION – because they're building a platform to let AI agents… *drumroll* …access the internet....

Lava? Seriously? Oh, *Wonderful*. Another Fintech Startup. Right, so some company called Lava – because apparently every tech thing needs a vaguely geological name now – just snagged $5.8 million to build…wait for...