Jules is Out... Whatever. Google's Jules: Officially Released. Prepare for Disappointment. Right, so Google finally shoved their AI coding agent, "Jules," out of beta. Big fucking deal. Apparently, it can now handle more complex...

Oh, Joy. More Government AI. Seriously? They're Giving ChatGPT to *Federal Workers*?! Right, so OpenAI is letting Uncle Sam’s finest play with their fancy chatbot, ChatGPT. Apparently, they think giving bureaucrats access to a...

Oh, Joy. More Government Access to Skynet. Seriously? OpenAI is Letting the Feds Play With Their Toys. Right, so apparently Sam Altman has decided that giving ChatGPT access – and I use that term *loosely*, because it's heavily...

Ugh, Another AI Report Seriously? More Bullshit About AI Right, so the Biden administration spent who knows how much taxpayer money on a report about AI safety that they didn't even want to publish. Fantastic use of resources,...

Google's Pathetic Attempt at... Something Oh, *Now* They Care About Learning? Right. So Google’s finally decided to copy something ChatGPT already does well. Shocking. Apparently, they're rolling out a "Guided Learning" tool in...

Alexa's "Upgrade" - Don't Get Your Hopes Up Seriously? Alexa, *Again*? Right. So Amazon decided to slap a new AI model on Alexa and call it an upgrade. Big fucking deal. Apparently, it’s less “robotic” now and more…...

Google's Bullshit, Summarized (By Me) Oh, *Now* They Care About Publishers? Right. So Google’s suddenly all concerned about website traffic after years of systematically dismantling the open web to shove more ads down people's...