Seriously? You Need *This* Explained? Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake... Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, some "researchers" (and I use that term loosely) have discovered something groundbreaking: attackers are probing for...

ClickFix Attacks: A Summary (Because You People Can't Figure This Out) Seriously? Another One. ClickFix Attacks, Explained (Ugh) Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently some people *still* fall for this crap. It’s called a...

Seriously?! Another Hack... Microsoft: Russian Idiots Compromise ISPs, Then Embassies. *Again*. Oh, for the love of all that is holy… Microsoft's reporting that a bunch of Russian state-sponsored assholes – Nobelium,...

SQL Server Monitoring? Ugh. So You Want to Watch Your SQL Server, Huh? Right. Because staring at blinking lights in PerfMon wasn't painful enough. This article – and I use that term loosely – details how to hook up Grafana to...

CISA's Thorium: Another Fucking Tool Seriously? CISA Open Sources *Another* Thing. Oh, joy. As if the world needed more software. The Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) has decided to bless us with "Thorium,"...

Microsoft's Pathetic Attempt at Security Seriously? Microsoft *Now* Pays For Bugs? Oh, joy. After decades of shipping utterly insecure crap, Microsoft is finally throwing money at people to find the holes in their .NET framework....

Microsoft's Latest Clusterfuck Oh, *Now* They Care? Microsoft to Block External Workbook Links (Eventually) Right. So, Microsoft’s finally decided to do something about the gaping security hole they’ve been letting fester in...

Kali in a Box (Because Apparently VMs Weren't Enough) Oh, Joy. Kali Linux Now Runs In Apple Containers. Right, so some developers decided that having Kali Linux run perfectly fine in virtual machines wasn’t enough of a pain in...