Ugh, Another Acquisition Seriously? More Bullshit. Right, so Incode – yeah, *another* identity verification company – decided buying AuthenticID was a good idea. Apparently, they think slapping more AI onto their platform is...

Ugh, Seriously? Outer Space. *Space*. Is Now A Fucking Attack Surface. Oh, joy. As if we didn't have enough problems with ransomware-loving clowns and nation-state actors screwing around down here on solid ground, now they’re...

McDonald's Security: A Disaster Waiting to Happen Seriously?! McDonald’s Security is a Joke. Oh, for the love of all that is holy… another company with security so pathetic it practically *begs* to be hacked. Apparently, some...

Seriously?! You've Got to Be Fucking Kidding Me. Right, listen up, you lot. The FBI and Cisco are flapping their gums about Russian state-sponsored actors exploiting a seven-year-old vulnerability in Cisco gear. SEVEN YEARS OLD....

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Malware Bullshit Right, listen up. Apparently, some chuckleheads are still falling for the "Infocon" scam. Green Infocon, specifically. It's a phishing...

Ugh, Seriously? Another Fucking Day, Another Dumbass Scheme Right, listen up. Some script kiddies – and I use that term *generously* – are using this "Vibe" coding service to build malicious websites. Vibe lets you throw some...

Warlock Ransomware: A Summary (Because You People Can't Keep Your Shit Patched) Seriously? *SharePoint* Now? Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Another ransomware gang – these clowns calling themselves "Warlock" – are...