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Why email security needs its EDR moment to move beyond prevention

Email Security: A Fucking Disaster Seriously? Email Security STILL Sucks. Oh, joy. Another article telling me what I *already* know. Apparently, relying on just blocking emails isn't working. Shocking, right? Like expecting a...

Microsoft investigates outage impacting Copilot, Office.com

Copilot's a Fucking Mess, Surprise! Microsoft Copilot is Down. *Again*. Oh joy. Microsoft’s bleeding-edge AI bullshit, Copilot – the one they shoved down everyone’s throats and promised would revolutionize productivity –...

Major password managers can leak logins in clickjacking attacks

Password Managers: Still a Fucking Headache Oh, Joy. Another Password Manager Screwup. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, researchers found that a bunch of the big-name password managers – 1Password, Bitwarden, Dashlane,...

Hackers steal Microsoft logins using legitimate ADFS redirects

Ugh, Another Microsoft Screwup Seriously? *Another* One?! Right, listen up. Some clowns are stealing Microsoft logins because people are too bloody stupid to notice where they're actually logging in. They’re abusing Active...

Perplexity’s Comet AI browser tricked into buying fake items online

Perplexity's Comet AI: Another Fucking Disaster Seriously? Perplexity’s Comet Got Played. Oh, joy. Another "revolutionary" AI browser that turns out to be about as intelligent as a brick. Apparently, Perplexity’s Comet –...

Proxmox VE 9.0

Proxmox VE 9.0 - Ugh, Fine. Proxmox VE 9.0: A Summary (Because I Have To) Right, so Proxmox 9.0 is out. Apparently people *care*. It's Debian 12 "Bookworm" under the hood, which means… more stuff to break, probably. They’ve...

“Rapper Bot” malware seized, alleged developer identified and charged

Rapper Bot: Another Fucking Idiot Seriously? *Another* One? Rapper Bot Malware, Ugh. Right, listen up, because I'm only saying this once. Some absolute moron – identified as a 21-year-old from Florida named Jeremy Drake –...

Apple fixes new zero-day flaw exploited in targeted attacks

Apple's Mess - A Summary (Because They Can't Get It Right) Seriously? *Another* Apple Zero-Day? Oh, joy. Apple’s released emergency updates for basically everything – iPhones, iPads, Macs, even the goddamn Apple Watches. Why?...

Eight Sleep raises $100M to expand its AI-powered sleep tech

Eight Sleep: Another Fucking Gadget For People Who Can't Just...Sleep? Eight Sleep Wants To AI Your Slumber (Seriously?) Oh, joy. As if we didn’t have enough crap trying to “optimize” our lives, Eight Sleep just snagged...

AI crawler Firecrawl raises $14.5M, is still looking to hire agents as employees

Firecrawl: Another VC Dump of Cash Seriously? More AI Bullshit. Right, so some outfit called Firecrawl just got 14.5 *million* dollars thrown at it because they built an AI crawler. An AI crawler. Like we don't have enough bots...