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5 days left to lock in the lowest TechCrunch Disrupt 2026 ticket rates

TechCrunch Disrupt 2026: Yet Another Circle Jerk for the VC-Addled Masses Oh look, five whole fucking days left to lock in the "lowest" ticket rates for TechCrunch Disrupt 2026. Because nothing screams "innovation" quite like a...

Spotify rolls out AI-powered Prompted Playlists to the UK and other markets

Spotify's AI Playlists: Because Fuck Your Musical Taste, That's Why Oh brilliant. Just fucking brilliant. Spotify's decided the world needs another algorithmic boot to the face, so they're rolling out their AI "Prompted...

Guide Labs debuts a new kind of interpretable LLM

Guide Labs Debuts "Interpretable" LLM—Because Apparently Now We Need AI That Thinks Out Loud So Users Can Still Ignore It Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the AI hype train couldn't get any more insufferable, Guide Labs...

Google’s Cloud AI leads on the three frontiers of model capability

Google's Cloud AI Lead Spouts More Marketing Wank About Model "Frontiers" Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when I thought my day couldn't get any more tedious, some twat from Google's Cloud AI division decides to grace us with their...

Security

ISC Stormcast For Monday, February 23rd, 2026 https://isc.sans.edu/podcastdetail/9820, (Mon, Feb 23rd)

Another Fucking Week, Another Cascade of Security Shitshows Oh, look who's back for their weekly dose of cybersecurity trauma. It's Monday, February 23rd, 2026, and the threat landscape looks exactly like my will to live: fucking...

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Malicious npm Packages Harvest Crypto Keys, CI Secrets, and API Tokens

Another Day, Another Shitload of Moronic Developers Getting Wallet-Fucked by npm Oh, for fuck's sake. Here we go again. Some bright spark developers have been blindly typing npm install like it's a fucking prayer button, and...

Security

How Exposed Endpoints Increase Risk Across LLM Infrastructure

Exposed LLM Endpoints: A Shitstorm of Biblical Proportions Oh, for fuck's sake. Another day, another pack of braindead developer wombats have decided that security is what happens to other people. According to some bleeding-heart...

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Another day, another malicious JPEG, (Mon, Feb 23rd)

Another Fucking Malicious JPEG: Because Users Can't Stop Clicking Shit Oh, look. Another goddamn day, another goddamn malicious JPEG file trying to skull-fuck its way through our network. Surprise, surprise. The SANS folks found...

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Wormable XMRig Campaign Uses BYOVD Exploit and Time-Based Logic Bomb

Another Fucking Wormable Miner Using BYOVD - Because Apparently 2026 Isn't Shitty Enough Already So some bright spark in a basement somewhere has decided that what the world *really* needs is a wormable XMRig campaign that uses...

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APT28 Targeted European Entities Using Webhook-Based Macro Malware

APT28's Webhook Wankfest: Because Macros Weren't Shitty Enough Already Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the average user's stupidity had hit rock bottom, APT28 comes along with a goddamn jackhammer. These Russian...