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[Virtual Event] Shields Up: Key Technologies Reshaping Cybersecurity Defenses

Shields Up: Another Batch of Horseshit Technologies That'll Save Us All Oh, look. Another fucking virtual event promising to "reshape" cybersecurity defenses. Because apparently, the last seventeen reshapings didn't quite stick,...

The four threats to the OpenAI bubble

The Four Horseman of the AI-pocalypse: Why Your Precious OpenAI Bubble Is About to Pop Like a Pimple on a Prom Night So you've mortgaged your house to buy NVIDIA stock, renamed your firstborn "ChatGPT," and think Sam Altman is...

When identity isn’t the weak link, access still is

When Your Shitty Access Management Makes Identity Security About As Useful As A Screen Door On A Submarine So some pen-testing geniuses at Stern Security finally figured out what those of us in the trenches have been screaming...

Microsoft says bug in classic Outlook hides the mouse pointer

Microsoft's Latest Shitshow: Outlook Takes Your Mouse Pointer Hostage Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought Outlook couldn't get any more broken, those bastards in Redmond announce that the goddamn mouse pointer disappears...

Sam Altman would like to remind you that humans use a lot of energy, too

Sam Altman's Latest Excuse: "But Mooooom, Humans Use Energy Too!" TechCrunch's latest circle-jerk article has Sam Altman, that patron saint of overhyped statistics, defending his GPU fetish by pointing out that—get...

How to Hide Google’s AI Overviews From Your Search Results

How to Disable Google's AI Overviews Before I Snap and Format the Entire Internet Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought Google couldn't skullfuck search any harder, they've decided to shove a giant, pulsating AI overview at...

6 days left to lock in the lowest TechCrunch Disrupt 2026 rates

Six Fucking Days to Piss Away Your Budget on TC Disrupt 2026 Oh fantastic. Just what I needed to see on a Monday morning – a fucking countdown timer to the world's largest congregation of bullshit artists and PowerPoint...

Why creators are ditching ad revenue for chocolate bars and fintech acquisitions

Creators Finally Realize Ad Revenue Is a Festering Pile of Shit So the "creator economy"—that bullshit buzzword venture capitalists use to justify throwing money at people who film themselves eating spicy noodles—has finally...

The creator economy’s ad revenue problem and India’s AI ambitions

The Creator Economy's Ad Revenue Problem and India's AI Ambitions Right, so some TechCrunch wanker uploaded a video bleating about how content creators are getting properly fucked by platform revenue shares, and how India thinks...

7 days until ticket prices rise for TechCrunch Disrupt 2026

7 Fucking Days Until These Shitweasels Jack Up Prices For Their Tech Bro Circle-Jerk Oh look, another fucking TechCrunch Disrupt announcement lands in my news feed like a turd in a swimming pool. In exactly seven days—mark your...