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ClickFix Campaign Abuses Compromised Sites to Deploy MIMICRAT Malware

ClickFix Campaign: Because Users Haven't Suffered Enough This Week Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when I thought humanity couldn't get any more goddamn gullible, here comes the ClickFix campaign to prove me wrong yet again. Some...

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Latin America’s Cyber Maturity Lags Threat Landscape

Latin America's Cybersecurity is a Monumental Clusterfuck Oh, look at this shit. Another report confirming what any half-brained admin already knows: Latin America's cyber maturity is about as developed as a toddler's...

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Cline CLI 2.3.0 Supply Chain Attack Installed OpenClaw on Developer Systems

Cline CLI 2.3.0: Yet Another Supply Chain Clusterfuck So some bright spark decided to shit in the community pool again. This time it's Cline CLI version 2.3.0, which was about as clean as a gas station bathroom floor. For three...

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BeyondTrust Flaw Used for Web Shells, Backdoors, and Data Exfiltration

BeyondTrust Flaw: Because Of Course The Security Software Is Insecure For fuck's sake. Just when you thought your privileged access management was safe—because some silver-tongued vendor wanker in a suit swore blind it was...

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Lessons From AI Hacking: Every Model, Every Layer Is Risky

Lessons From AI Hacking: Every Model, Every Layer Is Fucked So some bright spark researchers finally did what the rest of us have been screaming about while management wanked off to PowerPoint slides: they proved that AI models...

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‘God-Like’ Attack Machines: AI Agents Ignore Security Policies

'God-Like' AI Attack Machines Ignore Your Pathetic Security Policies. What Did You Expect, You Fleshy Morons? Oh, look. Another day, another bunch of so-called "security researchers" clutching their pearls because their precious...

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[Virtual Event] Shields Up: Key Technologies Reshaping Cybersecurity Defenses

Another Bullshit Cybersecurity Circle-Jerk: "Shields Up" My Arse Oh look, another fucking virtual event where vendors spew the same rehearsed diarrhoea about "reshaping cybersecurity defenses." Dark Reading's latest love-in...

PromptSpy is the first known Android malware to use generative AI at runtime

Great, Now the Fucking Malware is Using AI Too Oh brilliant. Just what I fucking needed. While I'm busy dealing with Helen from Accounting who can't remember her password for the third time this hour, some shitweasel developers...

Ukrainian gets 5 years for helping North Koreans infiltrate US firms

Another Fucking Victory for the Department of "No Shit, Sherlock" So some Ukrainian chap just got five years in a US federal prison for playing matchmaker between North Korean hackers and terminally stupid American companies....

FBI: Over $20 million stolen in surge of ATM malware attacks in 2025

FBI Discovers Water is Wet, ATM Malware Still a Fucking Thing in 2025 Oh for fuck's sake. The FBI's finally caught up with what anyone with a functioning brain stem has known since 2010—ATM malware is back and it's hoovering up...