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Amazon halts Blue Jay robotics project after less than 6 months

Amazon's Blue Jay Robot Shits the Bed After 5 Months - Management Surprised, Techies Not So Amazon's latest mechanical turd, the Blue Jay robotics project, has been ceremoniously wheeled behind the shed and shot after a...

Nvidia’s Deal With Meta Signals a New Era in Computing Power

Nvidia's Deal With Meta Signals a New Era in Computing Power - And You're Not Fucking Invited Oh look, the tech oligarchs are at it again. Meta just wrote a check for TEN BILLION DOLLARS—because apparently "billion" is the new...

This Defense Company Made AI Agents That Blow Things Up

Great, Just Fucking Great: The Military's Given AI the Keys to the War Machine So some defense contractor wankstains at Second Front Systems have decided what the world really needs is a fucking ChatGPT that can order drone...

Google Cloud’s VP for startups on reading your ‘check engine light’ before it’s too late

Google Cloud VP Says Startups Should Watch Their 'Check Engine Light'—As If Those Fuckers Can Even Read Oh look, another goddamn podcast where some C-suite wanker from Google Cloud prattles on about "helping startups" while...

Is your startup’s check engine light on? Google Cloud’s VP explains what to do

Google Cloud's VP States The Fucking Obvious While Your Startup Burns Through Runway Oh look, another goddamn video where a C-level suit from Google Cloud acts like they've discovered fire. This TechCrunch interview features...

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Poland Energy Survives Attack on Wind, Solar Infrastructure

Poland's Grid Tells Renewable Energy Hackers to Piss Off Oh look, another bunch of cyber-wankers thought they'd be clever and have a go at Poland's wind and solar infrastructure. How fucking original. According to the...

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Supply Chain Attack Embeds Malware in Android Devices

Supply Chain Attack Turns Android Devices into Malware-Laden Doorstops Oh brilliant. Just when I thought the Android ecosystem couldn't decompose further into the security equivalent of a dead raccoon in a ventilation shaft, some...

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Singapore & Its 4 Major Telcos Fend Off Chinese Hackers

Singapore Telcos Actually Manage to Do Their Fucking Jobs For Once So apparently Singapore's four major telcos—Singtel, StarHub, M1, and that other bargain-basement operation Simba—actually managed to notice when Chinese...

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ISC Stormcast For Wednesday, February 18th, 2026 https://isc.sans.edu/podcastdetail/9814, (Wed, Feb 18th)

ISC Stormcast For Wednesday, February 18th, 2026 - Or: How to Waste My Fucking Time With a Two-Line Shitpost Oh, for fuck's sake. Some tosser over at SANS thinks they can publish a "diary entry" that's shorter than my patience...

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CISA Flags Four Security Flaws Under Active Exploitation in Latest KEV Update

Another Day, Another Shitshow: CISA's Latest Roundup of Security Fucks-ups Oh, brilliant. Just what I fucking needed on a Tuesday morning. CISA—those cheerful bastards who exist solely to ruin my coffee break—have shoved four...