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Microsoft Finds “Summarize with AI” Prompts Manipulating Chatbot Recommendations

Microsoft "Discovers" You Can Fuck With AI Summaries—Color Me Shocked Jesus wept. Microsoft's security team—presumably after emerging from a decade-long coma—has just released an earth-shattering revelation: you can hide...

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My Day Getting My Hands Dirty with an NDR System

Another Shitty Day, Another Fucking NDR System So some poor bastard decided to document their day wrestling with a Network Detection and Response system, as if the rest of us haven't been through this particular circle of hell...

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SmartLoader Attack Uses Trojanized Oura MCP Server to Deploy StealC Infostealer

SmartLoader Attack: Because Fucking Your Sleep Tracker Wasn't Enough Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the biggest threat from your precious Oura ring was discovering you're a sleep-deprived wreck who hasn't hit REM...

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Keenadu Firmware Backdoor Infects Android Tablets via Signed OTA Updates

Keenadu Firmware Backdoor: Because Your Shitty Android Tablet Wasn't Insecure Enough Already Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the bottom of the security barrel had been scraped clean, some clever bastards have found a...

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Researchers Show Copilot and Grok Can Be Abused as Malware C2 Proxies

For Fuck's Sake: Now Copilot and Grok Are Just Fucking Malware Proxy Servers Oh, this is just peachy. Another week, another way those silicon valley wankers have turned their latest money-burning "innovation" into a goddamn...

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Webinar: How Modern SOC Teams Use AI and Context to Investigate Cloud Breaches Faster

Webinar Promises AI Will Fix Cloud Forensics, World Keeps Spinning Oh for fuck's sake. Another goddamn webinar about how AI is going to revolutionize cloud forensics and save SOC analysts from their miserable existence. The...

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ClickFix Attacks Abuses DNS Lookup Command to Deliver ModeloRAT

ClickFix and ModeloRAT: Because Users Are Still Dumber Than a Bag of Hammers Oh brilliant. Just fucking brilliant. The shitheads have evolved again. Now they've figured out they can weaponize nslookup - that dusty old DNS...

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[Virtual Event] Shields Up: Key Technologies Reshaping Cybersecurity Defenses

Shields Up? More Like Bullshit Umbrella Deployed. So some wankers at Dark Reading decided to host another circle-jerk virtual event about "key technologies reshaping cybersecurity defenses" – which is corporate-speak for "let's...

Washington Hotel in Japan discloses ransomware infection incident

Washington Hotel Group Learns That 'Secure Enough' Is Never Fucking Enough Oh look, another day, another dipshit company that thought their security was "good enough" gets a colossal boot up their arse from ransomware. This time...

Ireland now also investigating X over Grok-made sexual images

Ireland Piles Onto the Grok Shitshow Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the weekend was safe, Ireland's Data Protection Commission has decided to join the UK's witch hunt over Grok's newfound hobby of generating sexual...