Script Kiddies with Daddy Issues: How Brute Force Bit a Ransomware Gang in the Arse

Oh for fuck’s sake. Just when you think the criminal underworld couldn’t get any more incompetent, a bunch of so-called “elite hackers” running a ransomware cartel get their entire operation rimmed by a simple brute force attack. That’s right—no zero-days, no fancy exploits, just good old-fashioned password guessing that would’ve been prevented by any sysadmin with half a brain and a basic understanding of fail2ban.

Some poor bastards at HYAS—likely fueled by caffeine and self-loathing—decided to see just how shoddy these extortionist pricks’ operational security really was. Turns out the answer is “very.” They hammered away at the admin panels of some Ransomware-as-a-Service infrastructure and walked right in because these criminal masterminds apparently think “password123” is adequate protection for their multi-million dollar digital kidnapping ring.

Once inside, the researchers mapped out the entire network of compromised servers, victim databases, and affiliate management systems. We’re talking full network topology, cryptocurrency wallets, the works. All because some tracksuit-wearing techbro couldn’t be arsed to implement basic account lockout policies or, heaven forbid, multi-factor authentication. It’s like leaving the keys to your stolen Ferrari in the ignition with a sign saying “Please Don’t Steal” taped to the windscreen.

The kicker? This wasn’t even sophisticated penetration testing. This was the digital equivalent of trying every key on the ring until one fits, and finding out the morons used the same cheap lock on every single door. These ransomware wankers are out there crippling hospitals and municipalities while their own backend security is held together with fucking chewing gum and hubris.

Read the gory details here, complete with enough technical schadenfreude to make your coffee taste extra sweet: https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/how-a-brute-force-attack-unmasked-a-ransomware-infrastructure-network/

Anecdote: This reminds me of the time I discovered the new security “expert” had set the root password on our production servers to “Security2024!” I didn’t report it—I just changed it to a 64-character random string and watched him panic for six hours trying to figure out why he couldn’t log in. When he finally admitted defeat, I told him the password was “IAmATotalFuckingMuppet” and made him type it out loud in front of the board. He resigned the next week. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

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