Month: March 2026

Will AI Save Consumers From Smartphone-Based Phishing Attacks? (Spoiler: Not A Fucking Chance) Oh for fuck's sake. "Will AI save consumers?" That's the question we're asking now? As if a few if-then statements and a neural...

Meta Decides Your Secrets Aren't Fucking Secret Anymore Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I'd finally trained the last batch of Instagram-addicted morons to stop sending me screenshots of their "encrypted" conversations, Meta...

No Shit Sherlock: Criminals Don't Give a Flying Fuck About Your "Good Cause" Oh look, another fucking revelation from the Department of the Bleeding Obvious: cybercriminals are targeting charities and nonprofits. Apparently these...

Chinese Hackers Target Southeast Asian Militaries with AppleChris and MemFun Malware - Like We Didn't See This Shit Coming Oh for fuck's sake. Look at this monumental clusterfuck unfolding in Southeast Asia - some military brass...

Charity Cases, Security Disgraces, and the Underreporting Shitstorm Oh for fuck's sake. You'd think organizations dedicated to saving puppies, whales, or whatever bleeding-heart cause they're flogging this week would actually...

Fake PoCs and the Festival of Incompetence Listen here, you collection of clueless meatbags. While you were busy adjusting your standing desks and discussing "synergy" in your daily stand-ups that should have been emails, some...