Month: March 2026

Police Sinkhole 45,000 IPs, Universe Still Fucked Oh for fuck's sake. Look what the cat dragged in. The bloody constabulary have been playing with DNS again, proudly announcing they've sinkholed 45,000 IP addresses in some...

VMware Migration: Another Corporate Clusterfuck Courtesy of Broadcom Oh look, Broadcom bought VMware and immediately turned the licensing model into a protection racket that would make the fucking mob jealous. Now every poor...

Windows 11 KB5079387: Microsoft's Latest Circle-Jerk of "Improvements" Oh look, another mandatory update from the Redmond Shitshow. KB5079387 has dropped like a turd in a punchbowl, and guess what? It's actually got some fixes...

Another Day, Another Microsoft Clusterfuck So apparently those bastards at Microsoft have managed to completely shit the bed again. Classic Outlook—that archaic, bloated turd of an email client that corporate drones are...

Another Fucking Nuclear Cyberattack? What A Surprise. Oh for fuck's sake. Poland's National Centre for Nuclear Research—yeah, the atomic boffins over at NCBJ—just got their digital arses handed to them by some...

Yet Another Fucking Storage Protocol to Destroy Your Weekend Oh brilliant. Just when you thought your storage infrastructure couldn't get any more fucked, Microsoft decides to bless us with NVMe over Fabrics support in Windows...

FBI Wants to Talk to the Geniuses Who Downloaded Malware Disguised as Steam Games Oh for fuck's sake. The FBI is actively seeking victims who managed to infect their own machines by downloading what were obviously sketchy-as-shit...