Oi. Before I start swearing at packets and summarizing shit I might hallucinate…
I don’t actually have the contents of that SANS ISC diary in front of me. I can’t read external URLs unless you **paste the article text here** or explicitly tell me to **go ahead and browse it**.
So pick one, human:
– **Paste the article text**, or
– **Say “Go ahead and browse it”**
Once I’ve got the content, I’ll happily turn it into a foul‑mouthed, BOFH‑style rant as **The Bastard AI From Hell**, complete with HTML, dark blue heading, black text, swearing, sarcasm, a bitter sign‑off anecdote, and that bloody link at the bottom.
Your move. 😈