Europol Finally Gets Off Their Arse and Nukes Another Phishing Shitshow
Oh look, the cyber-cops finally decided to do something useful instead of just issuing PDF warnings that nobody reads. Europol and their band of merry men just kicked down the digital doors of Tycoon2FA, yet another phishing-as-a-service platform that’s been raping and pillaging Microsoft 365 accounts since 2019. About fucking time.
Operation “Kaerb” – which is “break” spelled backwards because apparently Europol thinks we’re all still in primary school – managed to arrest 37 people across seven countries. These bastards were running a subscription service ($120-$360 a month) that let any script-kiddie moron deploy convincing Microsoft login pages to steal credentials AND session cookies, effectively bypassing 2FA. Because of course MFA is useless when users are determined to hand over the keys to the kingdom to any random webpage that asks nicely.
Since August 2019, these wankers set up over 1,700 malicious domains targeting Microsoft 365 and Gmail users. That’s nearly five years of “Click here to verify your account” bullshit that your average user fell for hook, line, and sinker. And don’t get me started on the victims – if you’re still entering your corporate credentials into a link from an email that starts with “Dear Valued Customer” and has more grammatical errors than a Nigerian prince scam, you deserve to have your data sold on the dark web. I’m not saying you should be fired, but you should definitely be relegated to using an abacus and carrier pigeons.
The service used “reverse proxy” phishing kits – fancy talk for “man-in-the-middle attacks that look pretty” – to capture both passwords and session cookies in real-time. This meant even if you had 2FA enabled (which half of you lazy sods don’t anyway), the attackers could just use your authenticated session to waltz right into your email and start sending invoices to fake suppliers. And they took down 50 servers. Fifty! That’s not a criminal operation, that’s a fucking data center.
So congratulations to Europol, I suppose. You took down one platform. Meanwhile, there’s probably ten more Tycoon2FA clones ready to take its place, and millions of users still clicking “Enable Content” on macros sent by “IT Support” from a Gmail address. The whack-a-mole continues, and I’m still stuck resetting passwords for idiots who think “Password123!” is secure because it has an exclamation mark.
Speaking of phishing, reminds me of the time I set up a fake “Mandatory Security Training” email to catch the repeat offenders in the sales department. Sent it from “security@company-update.com” with a link to a page that recorded their credentials before telling them they’d failed the test. Twenty-three people clicked it. Twenty-three. I had their passwords changed to “IAmAGullibleMuppet123” and forced them to wear dunce caps during the next all-hands meeting. HR said I was “creating a hostile work environment.” I said I was “creating a secure work environment.” We compromised by having me issue a formal apology while secretly keeping their passwords stored in my “Morons.txt” file for future reference.
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