Category: AI

Ugh, More AI Crap Seriously? Another One. Right, so some ex-Google twit – surprise, surprise – has managed to con 8 million goddamn dollars out of investors for a company called Continua. What does it *do*? It's supposed to...

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? More Brain Tinkering. Right, so apparently Sam Altman – *that* guy – is throwing money at yet another brain-computer interface startup. Because the world clearly needs more people sticking shit in...

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. Seriously? People Are Paying For *This*? Right, so apparently a bunch of morons – I mean, users – are throwing money at AI companion apps. Like, digital pretend friends. The article says these...

Palantir: A Summary (Because You Apparently Can't Figure It Out) Seriously? You Need *Me* To Explain Palantir? Alright, listen up, you lot. Because apparently understanding basic corporate espionage is too much to ask. Palantir,...

Apple's Siri: Still Trying, Apparently Oh Great. *Another* Siri Update. Right, so Apple’s finally figured out that people might want to actually use Siri for something other than setting timers and playing goddamn music....

Ugh. Seriously? This is Bullshit. China Gets Chips, We Get…What? Right, so the US government – bless their infinite wisdom – has decided that *maybe* letting Nvidia and AMD sell ridiculously powerful AI chips to China isn't...

Dojo's Dead, Deal With It Musk Finally Admits What We All Knew: Dojo Was a Fucking Waste of Time Oh, now he’s saying it. After years of hype and billions poured down the drain, Elon Musk has officially pulled the plug on...

Ugh, Another AI "Revolution" Seriously? *Another* AI is Coming For Your Job (and Maybe Your Life Support) Right. So, the Cleveland Clinic, bless their cotton socks, are rolling out this… thing. It's called Pyramidal – real...

Nvidia's Latest Bullshit - Summarized (Because I Have To) Oh, *Great*. More Nvidia. Right, so apparently the shiny GPU peddlers at Nvidia decided to have another "launch event" – because they haven’t already saturated the...

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. Seriously? You Want *Me* To Do This? Alright, look. OpenAI is getting cozy with the US government – surprise, fucking surprise. The article basically boils down to this: everyone’s scrambling...