Category: AI

GPT-5: Oh, Joy. Another AI Trying to Steal Your Job GPT-5: Prepare for More Disappointment (and Less Original Thought) Right, so OpenAI is apparently cooking up GPT-5. Fantastic. Just what the world needs – another language...

Microsoft Lens: Another Victim of AI Bloat Seriously? Microsoft Killed *Another* Useful App. Oh, for the love of all that is holy… Microsoft is sunsetting Lens, that perfectly decent little app that scanned documents and...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? More Garbage. Right, so some ex-Google twits decided the world *needed* another AI "content creation" platform. It's called OpenArt, and surprise fucking surprise, it makes videos. Not useful videos,...

Ugh, Another AI Thing Seriously? Vibes-Based Pricing for AI Software?! Right, so some chuckleheads are trying to sell "pro" AI software... not based on features, or processing power, or even *usefulness*, but on how good the vibe...

Altman's Mess - A Summary (Because Apparently Humans Can't) Oh, *Now* They Care? GPT-5 and 4o: A Disaster Report Right. So, Sam Altman finally decided to grace us with his presence after royally screwing up the GPT-5 rollout....

Gil Spouted Off, Here's What He Said (Ugh) Elad Gil’s Hot Takes: A Summary For People Who Value Their Time Right. So, apparently Elad Gil opened his mouth at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025. The gist? This guy, who's made a fortune...

Truth Social's AI: A Disaster in the Making Oh, For F\*ck’s Sake. Truth Social Has an AI Now. Right, so apparently the dumpster fire that is Truth Social decided they needed an AI search function. Shocking, I know. Turns out,...

Musk's Latest Clusterfuck: Ads in Grok Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake... Right, so Elon Musk – surprise, fucking surprise – has decided to ruin yet *another* thing. Apparently, X (formerly Twitter, formerly a decent platform) is...

Duolingo's AI Debacle: A Summary (Because You People Can't Read) Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake. Duolingo. Right, so apparently some people *gasp* didn’t like Duolingo shoving AI features down their throats? Shocking. The article...

Age Verification in Gaming: A Disaster Waiting to Happen Oh, *Great*. More Bullshit. Right, so the gaming industry, predictably full of panicked suits after some pearl-clutching about kids and content, is scrambling for age...