Category: AI

Mayer's Latest Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because I Have To) Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake... Another One. Right, so Marissa Mayer, bless her heart (not), tried again to be a tech visionary. This time it was "Sunshine," an AI-powered...

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? More AI Bullshit. Right, so some ex-Microsoft suits – because of course it's ex-Microsoft suits – have decided Excel is the enemy. Apparently, mid-market companies are still using spreadsheets in...

Disrupt Stage? More Like Disappointing, Honestly. TechCrunch Disrupt 2025: A Waste of Perfectly Good Silicon Oh joy. Another year, another TechCrunch Disrupt stage reveal. Apparently, some people *care* about the backdrop where...

Ugh, Another AI "Solution" Seriously? This Again. Right, so some company called Complex Chaos – and the name should tell you everything you need to know – thinks they've cracked it. They’re building an AI platform,...

TechCrunch Disrupt 2025: A Waste of Everyone's Time (According to Me) Seriously? Another TechCrunch Thing. Oh, joy. TechCrunch is doing its little "Disrupt" circus again this year. Apparently, if you’re a founder *or* an...

Oh, Joy. More Nannyware. OpenAI's Latest: Because Apparently Adults Can't Be Trusted Right, so OpenAI, in their infinite wisdom (and by 'wisdom' I mean desperate attempt to avoid another PR disaster), have slapped a "safety...

Brave's AI Search: Another Fucking Feature Oh, Joy. Brave Thinks It Needs *More* AI. Right, so Brave, the browser that thinks it’s hot shit because of…ads or something? They’ve decided their search is still somehow not...

Ugh, Another AI Model. Seriously? Anthropic's Claude Sonnet 4.5: Because Apparently We Need *Another* Coding Bot Right, so Anthropic – those people who think they’re doing something groundbreaking – have released “Claude...

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? $100 Million Valuation for *This* Shit? Right, so some VC firm apparently threw a hundred million dollars at "Anything," a startup peddling “vibe coding.” What the actual fuck is vibe coding?...

Oh, *Now* They Care About Shopping? Seriously? OpenAI's "Shopping System" Right. So, after years of letting everyone else handle the messy business of actually doing things in the real world, OpenAI’s decided they want a piece...