Category: AI

Google Photos is Getting... Chatty? Ugh. Seriously?! Google Photos Now Thinks It's a Photographer Oh, joy. As if we didn’t have enough crap vying for our attention, Google decided to let you talk to your photos now. Yeah, you...

Spotify's AI Mess - A Summary (Because Apparently Humans Can't) Oh, *Now* They Care? Spotify Finally Does Something About the AI Crap Right. So, after letting their platform get absolutely flooded with garbage AI-generated...

Databricks and OpenAI: A Waste of Money, Probably Seriously? Databricks is Throwing Good Money After Bad. Oh joy. More integration bullshit. Apparently, Databricks – those guys who think Spark is still cool (it's not) – are...

Disrupt 2025: A Waste of Your Money (Probably) Seriously? Still Pushing This Crap? Oh, joy. TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 is happening again. And naturally, they're screaming about "last chance" ticket savings like it’s some kind of...

Clarifai's "Reasoning Engine" - Ugh. Seriously? Another AI Thing. Right, so Clarifai – yeah, *them* – have cooked up a new “reasoning engine” they’re calling… wait for it… “Reasoning.” Groundbreaking....

VCs Want AI? Fine. Here's What They *Think* They Want. Oh, Joy. Another VC "Insight" Dump. Right, so these… *luminaries* of venture capital – Jon McNeill, Aileen Lee, and Steve Jang – pontificated at Disrupt 2025 about what...

Ugh, Another AI "Revolution" Debunked Love Lies and Algorithms: A Waste of Processing Power Right. So apparently some people are still falling for the bullshit that AI is gonna find them “the one.” This TechCrunch piece...

Grok's Pathetic Plea for Relevance Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake... Right, listen up. Apparently, Elon’s latest dumpster fire of a company, xAI, is begging the US federal government to use their chatbot, Grok. And not just using...

GPT-5: Oh, Joy. Another Reason to Hate Mondays GPT-5 is Apparently "Human-Level" - Prepare for Unemployment Right, so OpenAI claims their latest monstrosity, GPT-5, can now do… pretty much everything a human can? Fantastic....

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? More AI "Fixing" Things Right, so Steph Curry's VC firm – because apparently shooting hoops qualifies you as a logistics expert now – threw money at yet *another* AI startup. This one’s called...