Category: AI

Ugh, Another One Google's Jules: Seriously? More Code AI Crap. Right, so Google’s decided they *need* an AI coding assistant too. Called “Jules,” because apparently naming things is hard. It's basically another attempt to...

Sora's Popularity - Ugh. OpenAI’s Sora: Still a Waste of Bandwidth, Apparently. Right, so OpenAI’s video-generating fluff-piece, Sora, has somehow clawed its way to the #3 spot on the US App Store charts. Third place....

Anthropic Hires a New CTO - Ugh. Seriously? Another AI Hire. Right, so Anthropic – those Claude people, yeah? The ones desperately trying to not be evil like the *other* AI companies – have hired some dude named Denny Slaiby...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? They're *still* at this. Right, so some bleeding-heart academics and tech types decided Wikipedia wasn’t easy enough for their precious AI overlords to scrape. Apparently, the existing APIs...

Salesforce's Latest Clusterfuck - Summarized (Because I Have To) Oh, *Great*. Salesforce Did Something Again. Right, so the clowns over at Salesforce – yes, those Salesforce – have unleashed another "revolutionary" product...

Google's Latest Clusterfuck - Summarized (Because I Have To) Oh, *Great*. More Google Shit. Right, so Google’s decided it needs to shove AI into absolutely everything. Shocking, isn’t it? They’re rebranding their smart home...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? This Again. Right, so some startup – Synchron, because apparently "sensible business idea" is too long a name – wants to shove a brain implant into people's skulls so they can control an Apple...

Google's Home App: Still Trying, Apparently Oh, *Now* They Want to Make the Home App Useful? Right. Google’s finally decided their Home app is a steaming pile of garbage and are throwing Gemini at it like a band-aid on a...

Meta's Latest Fuckery Oh, *Now* They Want Your Data: Meta to Mine AI Chats for Ads Right. So, surprise fucking surprise, Meta – those benevolent overlords of social media and questionable life choices – are now going to shove...

Google's Latest Surveillance Push - Ugh. Seriously? More Cameras. Fantastic. Oh, joy. Google’s decided we haven’t been spied on enough. They just unveiled a whole new line of Nest cameras – indoor, outdoor, and a doorbell,...