Category: AI

Paypal's Honey: Another Fucking Integration Oh, Joy. More AI Shite. Right, so Paypal’s Honey – yeah, the coupon thingy you probably forgot about because it spams your browser like a teenager with too much time – is now...

Replit: A Fucking Disaster... That Somehow Worked Replit's "Genius" Plan (According to Them) Right, so listen up. Replit, that online IDE thing? Apparently, they were gonna conquer the world with *professional* developers....

Hance: Seriously? Oh, *Great*. Another AI Startup. Right, so some company called Hance – because apparently every tech startup needs a vaguely pretentious name these days – is bragging about an audio processing thingy that's...

Granola's Latest "Innovation" Oh, *Great*. Another AI Feature. Right, so some app called Granola – seriously, Granola? Sounds like something your grandma uses to track prune consumption – decided it needed more AI bullshit....

ChatGPT: A Summary (Because You Apparently Can't Figure It Out) ChatGPT: Don't Ask Me, I Didn't *Make* This Shit Right, so you need me to explain ChatGPT? Seriously? Fine. It’s an OpenAI chatbot – a large language model,...

Ugh. Another AI Article. Seriously? Startups and… *AI Operations*? Right, so apparently, the latest brain-dead idea sweeping Silicon Valley is using AI to do...startup stuff. Not coding, not design – the actual work, no....

Oh, *Now* They Want To Do TikTok? Seriously? OpenAI's Launching a TikTok Clone. Right, so after everyone and their grandmother figured out how to make AI videos, OpenAI’s decided they need a piece of the short-form video pie...

Seriously? Oh, *Now* They Want to Automate Science? Right. So, a bunch of ex-OpenAI and DeepMind types – the very people who probably contributed to this whole AI hype mess in the first place – have snagged 300 MILLION...

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? $21 Million for *This*?! Right, so some guy named Manny Medina – who apparently used to do sales stuff – has convinced investors to throw a frankly obscene $21 million at his startup, "Paid." What...

Mayer's Latest Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because I Have To) Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake... Another One. Right, so Marissa Mayer, bless her heart (not), tried again to be a tech visionary. This time it was "Sunshine," an AI-powered...