Category: AI

Google's Gemini Enterprise: A Summary (Because You Apparently Can't Read) Oh, *Great*. More AI Shite. Right, so Google’s decided your job isn’t safe enough and is shoving “Gemini Enterprise” down everyone’s throats....

Ugh. AI and Cars, Apparently. Seriously? More Bullshit About Self-Driving Everything Right, so some suits from Uber (the one that *still* hasn't figured out basic profitability) and Nuro (those little robot delivery boxes)...

India's Latest Clusterfuck: AI Shopping Oh, *Great*. More AI Bullshit. Right, so India’s decided they need to jump on the bleeding-edge bandwagon and are "piloting" e-commerce platforms run by chatbots. Because apparently...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? *Another* Data Storage Startup? Right. So some clowns calling themselves "Subspace" think they can dethrone AWS, Google Cloud and Azure with… distributed storage. Groundbreaking. Apparently, they've...

Spotitearly: Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake... Spotitearly. Right, so some company – Spotitearly, because subtlety is dead – thinks they’ve cracked cancer detection by… training dogs to sniff it out and then...

Sora's Popularity - Ugh. Seriously? Another Damn AI Thing. Right, so apparently some video generation thing called Sora – made by OpenAI, naturally, because *of course* it is – hit a million downloads faster than ChatGPT did....

DataCurve: Another Fucking Data Labeling Company Seriously? *Another* One. Right, so some outfit called DataCurve just snagged $15 million to do… what else? Label data for AI models. Apparently, ScaleAI isn't enough of a pain...

Figma's Latest Descent Into Madness Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake: Figma Now Has *More* AI Right. As if designers weren’t already drowning in useless features, Figma decided to sell what little soul it had left to Google. They're...

Intel's Latest Clusterfuck - Summarized (Because I Have To) Oh, *Great*. More Intel. Right, so apparently Intel thinks we give a damn about their new "Core Ultra 200" processors. They’re built on this “18A” process node...

Google's Latest Clusterfuck - Summarized (Because I Have To) Oh, Joy. More Google "Innovation." Right, so Google’s decided to inflict “Search Live” on India. Apparently, regular search wasn’t annoying enough for people...