Category: IT

Orange Belgium? More Like Orange *Belgium's Security Nightmare* Seriously?! Another Breach. Oh, joy. Just what we needed. Orange Belgium got pwned. 850,000 customers had their data nicked – names, addresses, dates of birth,...

Ugh, Another One Bites the Dust Seriously? *Ten* Years for This Moron? Okay, look. Some dipshit named Denis Dobnikov – part of that "Scattered Spider" crew of script kiddies who thought they were hot stuff – just got ten...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? Cisco *Again*?! Right, listen up. The FBI – yeah, those guys – are flapping their gums about Russian state-sponsored hackers (surprise, surprise) actively exploiting a vulnerability in Cisco...

VMware 'Pros' - Ugh. Seriously? VMware Certifications Matter Now? Right, so apparently the world hasn’t learned its lesson about vendor lock-in and paying ridiculous amounts of money for pieces of paper. This article basically...

Microsoft's SSD Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because They Can't Fix It Themselves) Oh, *Now* They Want Your Input? Right. So Microsoft’s finally noticed some of their goddamn Windows installs are actively killing SSDs. Shocker....

Ollama Remote Access - Ugh. Seriously? More Self-Hosted Bullshit. Right, so some idiot decided they *needed* to access their locally run Ollama AI models remotely via HTTP. Because apparently using the command line isn't painful...

Qilin Ransomware "Reward"? Don't Be A Fucking Idiot. Seriously? People Fell For *This* Shit? Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Europol had to come out and explicitly state that the whole “reward” being offered by the...

Colt Got Pwned, Surprise! Seriously? Colt Data Leaked. Again. Oh joy. Another company with "security" that's about as effective as a screen door on a submarine. Colt, yeah, the firearms manufacturer, got hit by the Warlock...

Ugh, Microsoft Messed Up *Again* Seriously? Windows Recovery is Broken. Again. Right, listen up you lot. Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom (read: complete incompetence), bollocksed up the Windows Recovery Environment (WinRE)...

Microsoft's Latest Fuck-Up (and Fix) Seriously? Windows Updates. *Again*. Oh, joy. Microsoft had another spectacular failure with their update process. Apparently, a bunch of users were getting the 0x8007007f error – which...