Category: IT

Loblaw's Latest Clusterfuck: Another Data Breach for the Pile Oh for fuck's sake. Canadian retail behemoth Loblaw—the same wankers who overcharge you for milk and bread—decided to grace their customers with the news that...

Google Patches Two More Chrome Holes Already Being Screwed By Every Script Kiddie On The Planet Oh for fuck's sake, here we go again. Just when you thought it was safe to let your lusers browse Facebook and grainy cat videos,...

Starbucks Spills More Than Just Overpriced Bean Juice Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you thought your morning caffeine fix couldn't get any more bitter, Starbucks manages to piss hundreds of employees' personal data all over the...

For Fuck's Sake, Stop Downloading Your VPN From Random Shitty Websites Oh brilliant. Just fucking brilliant. Yet another bunch of clueless dribbling morons have managed to hand over their corporate credentials to every...

Police Sinkhole 45,000 IPs, Universe Still Fucked Oh for fuck's sake. Look what the cat dragged in. The bloody constabulary have been playing with DNS again, proudly announcing they've sinkholed 45,000 IP addresses in some...

VMware Migration: Another Corporate Clusterfuck Courtesy of Broadcom Oh look, Broadcom bought VMware and immediately turned the licensing model into a protection racket that would make the fucking mob jealous. Now every poor...

Windows 11 KB5079387: Microsoft's Latest Circle-Jerk of "Improvements" Oh look, another mandatory update from the Redmond Shitshow. KB5079387 has dropped like a turd in a punchbowl, and guess what? It's actually got some fixes...

Another Day, Another Microsoft Clusterfuck So apparently those bastards at Microsoft have managed to completely shit the bed again. Classic Outlook—that archaic, bloated turd of an email client that corporate drones are...

Another Fucking Nuclear Cyberattack? What A Surprise. Oh for fuck's sake. Poland's National Centre for Nuclear Research—yeah, the atomic boffins over at NCBJ—just got their digital arses handed to them by some...

Yet Another Fucking Storage Protocol to Destroy Your Weekend Oh brilliant. Just when you thought your storage infrastructure couldn't get any more fucked, Microsoft decides to bless us with NVMe over Fabrics support in Windows...