Category: IT

2026 Browser Data: We're All Fucked, But You Knew That Already Oh look, another bloody report dropped on my digital desk, this time from 2026 – because apparently we're doing pre-crime predictions now – and it's telling us...

90 Zero-Days and Counting: Your Security Model is Fucked Google's Threat Analysis Group has blessed us with their annual post-mortem on how thoroughly we all got shafted last year. The magic number? Ninety. Ninety fucking...

US Marshals Lose $46M Because Apparently Security is Just a Fucking Suggestion Oh joyous fucking day. The FBI finally managed to catch the brain trust who thought stealing $46 million in cryptocurrency from the US Marshals...

Another F***ing WordPress Plugin Disaster Oh for f***'s sake. Really? Again? The so-called "webmasters" of the world are out there installing every shitty PHP-riddled plugin they can find, and then they act surprised when their...

Wikipedia Gets a Fucking JavaScript Infection Oh for fuck's sake. Look at this shit. Wikipedia, that bastion of "any idiot can edit" knowledge, just got itself proper fucked by a self-propagating JavaScript worm. And who saw this...

Wet Paint, Dry Holes: AkzoNobel Slaps on Another Coat of Security Failure Oh look, another multinational corporation has managed to fuck up their cybersecurity so spectacularly that they might as well have painted a giant target...

Meta's Monumental Clusterfuck: When Facebook Decided to Shit Itself Globally Oh for fuck's sake, look what we have here. Facebook took a two-hour dirt nap yesterday, leaving millions of dribbling morons staring at "Account...

Another Shitshow in VMware Hell: CISA Screams About Ancient SSH Auth Bypass Look what the fucking cat dragged in. CISA has decided to grace us with their presence and flag CVE-2023-34039—a critical authentication bypass in...

Script Kiddies with Daddy Issues: How Brute Force Bit a Ransomware Gang in the Arse Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you think the criminal underworld couldn't get any more incompetent, a bunch of so-called "elite hackers" running a...

Another Day, Another Medical Clusterfuck Oh look, another bunch of medical professionals who think "password123" constitutes military-grade encryption. The University of Mississippi Medical Center—because apparently...