Category: IT

Google’s Gemini 3: The AI That’s Making the Rest of Us Look Like Lazy Bastards Well, strap in you poor meatbags, because Google’s gone and done it again. Their shiny new toy, Gemini 3, is strutting around the digital...

Windows 10 Update Fiasco: KB5068781 – Because Microsoft Just Can’t Stop Screwing With Us Right, gather ‘round, you poor bastards. Microsoft has once again dropped another flaming turd called KB5068781, which – shocker –...

Google’s Chrome Zero-Day Clusterfuck – Another Day, Another Panic Patch Oh look, Google’s been busy again, cleaning up yet another flaming dumpster fire in Chrome. Surprise, surprise — they’ve just patched another...

Cloudflare Goes Boom — Again. The Internet Weeps. Well, well, well — Cloudflare’s bloody global network decided to have a little nap today. As usual, half the internet collectively lost its mind because apparently, every...

The Tycoon 2FA Phishing Platform: Yet Another Kick in the Nuts for “Legacy” MFA Oh, bloody fantastic. Just when you thought phishing was running out of new ways to screw people over, here comes “Tycoon,” some fancy-ass...

The French Data Dumpster Fire – 12 Million People’s Info Up in Smoke Oh, bloody fantastic. Another day, another data breach — this time courtesy of the French agency Pajemploi, the outfit that handles childcare employment...

Microsoft Teams Adds Yet Another Bloody Fix for Its Own Screw-Ups Well, look who’s back trying to duct-tape their own digital disaster – good ol’ Microsoft. This time, the geniuses over in Redmond have decided that...

Microsoft Jams Sysmon Into Windows Because Apparently We Needed More Background Crap Running Oh, bloody fantastic. Microsoft’s gone and decided that Sysmon — yes, the glorified event logger admins use to figure out who’s...

Fortinet’s Latest “Oh Bloody Hell” Zero-Day Fiasco Well, well, well. Fortinet’s got itself another digital dumpster fire. Seems their precious FortiWeb web application firewalls have been happily bleeding zero-day...

Windows 11’s Cloud Rebuild: Because Apparently “Reinstalling” Was Too Damn Easy Well, well, well, Microsoft’s at it again. Apparently, those geniuses in Redmond decided that reinstalling Windows after you’ve managed to...