Category: Security

Ugh, Another AI Problem Seriously?! More Bullshit About AI "Security" Right, so apparently people are letting these goddamn AI agents loose without a *single* thought about what they'll do. This article whines on about how...

Ugh, Another Microsoft Mess Seriously? *Another* One. Right, so listen up, because I'm only saying this once. Apparently, some ransomware clowns – specifically a group called Stormouls (creative name, real original) – were...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...

Adobe AEM? Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: Another Adobe Mess Right, listen up. CISA – those clowns over at the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency – have flagged a critical vulnerability in Adobe...

Seriously? Another Crypto Fuckup Oh, Joy. Another Crypto Disaster. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some crypto schemes – because of course there are more – have imploded to the tune of a pathetic $15 billion. Fifteen...

Ugh, Another "Human Interest" Piece Seriously? Empathy in Cybersecurity. Get Real. Right, so Cisco's Talos Intelligence decided to write a goddamn feel-good story about Laura Faria, one of their threat researchers. Apparently,...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? More Malware. BeaverTail & OtterCookie are STILL at it. Right, so some chuckleheads over at Talos dug up more crap from the UNC4208 crew – specifically, two loaders called BeaverTail and OtterCookie....

Pen Testing? More Like Pain Testing, Honestly. Seriously, Don't Even Bother (Unless You Have Money to Burn) Right, so you think a penetration test is just some script kiddie poking around for ten days and handing you a report?...

AI-SOC Platforms? Seriously? Oh, *Now* Everyone Cares About Security. Right, so after years of letting the digital world become a festering pit of vulnerabilities, suddenly everyone's obsessed with AI-powered Security Operations...

Cisco? Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake: Another Cisco Clusterfuck Right, listen up. Some clowns are exploiting a vulnerability in Cisco's SNMP implementation – Simple Network Management Protocol, for those of you who...