Category: Security

Ugh, Another Rootkit Seriously? LinkPro. *Another* One. Right, so some clowns have cooked up a Linux rootkit called LinkPro. What's new? Nothing good, obviously. This piece of shit uses eBPF – Extended Berkeley Packet Filter,...

Ugh, Another Fucking Headache Seriously? More WordPress Shit. Right, so listen up, because I'm only explaining this once. Apparently, some script kiddies – and let’s be real, it's always script kiddies – are using...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? North Korea *Again* Right, so listen up. Apparently, the clowns over in North Korea – yeah, those North Korea – are at it again. This time they're trying to sneak their malware into Ethereum...

Ugh. Another Slack Channel. Seriously? A *New* Slack Channel?! Right, so the SANS ISC DShield folks – bless their hearts, or whatever – have launched a new Slack channel for support. Apparently, email and forums weren't...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? China's At It Again. Right, so apparently some Chinese state-sponsored clowns – specifically UNC2631, because *of course* they need a stupid number – are messing with Taiwan’s infrastructure. Not...

Ugh, Ransomware. Seriously? So You Got Ransomed? Don't Be Surprised, You Idiot. Right, listen up, because apparently some people still fall for this crap. Talos Intelligence (who get paid to tell you things you should already...

Seriously? Another Fucking Supply Chain Mess Microsoft VS Code Marketplaces: A Disaster Waiting to Happen Oh, joy. More security bullshit. Apparently, some researchers dug up a whole heap of leaked secrets – API keys, tokens,...

LastPass is STILL Screwed (and so are you) Seriously? *Again* With LastPass?! Oh, joy. Another fucking article about how LastPass can't keep your data secure. Apparently, some script kiddies – and let’s be real, anyone...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right. So, apparently some researchers found a bunch of vulnerabilities in several networking products – specifically, Ivanti Connect...

SAP? More Like *Crap* Weaker, Honestly Oh, Joy. Another SAP Disaster. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some clowns over at SAP have managed to screw things up again with NetWeaver. This time it's a bug – CVE-2025-12345...