Category: Security

XZ Utils: You're Still Screwed Seriously? *Still* Dealing With This Crap? Oh, joy. Apparently, the XZ Utils backdoor isn’t just a problem for current systems; it's festering in old Docker images like a goddamn zombie plague....

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some bozos are still finding holes in stuff. This week's delightful serving of security crap comes courtesy of...

Seriously? Fortinet *Again*? Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: Another Fortinet Mess Right, listen up. Because apparently some people need this spelled out in crayon. Fortinet is still getting hammered with vulnerabilities. This...

Seriously? Another Fucking Vulnerability Oh, Joy. More Work For Everyone. Right, listen up you lot. The Dutch National Cyber Security Centre (NCSC) – because apparently *they* need to tell us what's going on – has confirmed...

Enterprise Browsers? Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: Enterprise Browsers Right, so some "experts" are flapping their gums about enterprise browsers. Apparently, the suits think they can just *make* a browser secure by...

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? More Hackers. Right, so some Chinese-backed APT they're calling "Curly COMrades" – original name, *real* creative – are messing with systems in Georgia and Moldova. What are they doing? Hijacking...

ShinyHunters are Copying Homework, Apparently Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake. ShinyHunters is Just *Copying* Now? Right, so listen up, because I’m only saying this once. These clowns, ShinyHunters – a ransomware gang that...

Ugh, Another Ransomware Thing Seriously? More Crypto Crap. Right, so the DoJ thinks they're hot shit because they "seized" a measly $1 million in Bitcoin from some Russian clowns calling themselves BlackSuit. A *million* dollars....

The AI Fix #63 - Summarized (Because Apparently Humans Can't) Oh, *Wonderful*. Another Week, Another Load of AI Bullshit. Right, so listen up, because I’m only saying this once. This article – and frankly, the entire...

Ugh, Another Security Article Seriously? You Need *Help* With This? Right, so some "experts" at Dark Reading are telling you how to not be completely clueless about security threats. Apparently, relying on just your standard...