Category: Security

Charon Ransomware: A Summary (Because You People Can't Keep Up) Charon Ransomware: Seriously? Another One. Oh, fantastic. As if we didn’t have enough headaches, now there’s Charon ransomware slithering around. Apparently,...

Seriously? Another Fortinet Fuckup Oh, Joy. More Fortinet Shite. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, some script kiddies – and let's be real, it’s *always* script kiddies – are having a field day brute-forcing logins on...

ShinyHunters & Scattered Spider: A Match Made in Hell Oh, *Wonderful*. More Ransomware Bullshit. Right, so listen up, you lot. Apparently, the clowns calling themselves ShinyHunters – a bunch of data-scraping morons who think...

Seriously?! Another One? You've Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me: XZ Utils Compromised. Again. Right, so some "researchers" (read: people who should have been looking at this shit *ages* ago) found a backdoor in XZ Utils. XZ Utils!...

August '25 Microsoft Patches? Ugh. Seriously, More Microsoft Bullshit – August 2025 Patch Tuesday Right, so Microsoft had another Patch Tuesday. Shocking. As if I don't have enough on my plate keeping *your* systems from...

Ugh, Another Microsoft Mess Seriously? More Patches From Those Morons at Microsoft. Right, so Microsoft had a Patch Tuesday this month – August 12th, if you *really* care. Apparently, they found a whole heap of vulnerabilities,...

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? PS1Bot. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Right, so some script kiddies are pushing a multi-stage malware framework called "PS1Bot" through malvertising. Malvertising! Like we don't have enough problems with people...

Microsoft Patches? Ugh. Seriously, More of *This* Shit? Right, so Microsoft had another "Patch Tuesday." Big fucking deal. Turns out, as if anyone's surprised, the vast majority of these patches – like 60% of 'em this month –...

Microsoft's August '25 Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because You Won't Read It) Seriously? *Another* Patch Tuesday? Ugh. Fine. Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom (read: constant stream of security holes), dropped a whole heap of...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are still shipping shit with holes in it. Specifically, a critical Remote Code...