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Darktrace Acquires Mira Security

Ugh, Another Acquisition Seriously? Darktrace Bought *Another* Company. Right, so listen up, because I'm only saying this once. Apparently, Darktrace – those AI-powered detection wankers – have decided they weren’t bloated...
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Infocon: green

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right. So, some clowns over at SANS are flapping their gums about a new round of vulnerabilities in…wait for it…Citrix ADC and NetScaler...
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GITEX GLOBAL 2025

GITEX GLOBAL 2025 - A Summary (Because I Have To) GITEX GLOBAL 2025: Ugh. Another Trade Show. Right, so apparently there's this thing called GITEX GLOBAL happening again next year in Dubai. October 6-10, 2025. It’s a tech show....
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Infocon: green

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Because apparently people *still* need hand-holding. The SANS ISC diary this week is basically a collection of "Oh shit,...
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Legacy May Kill, (Sun, Aug 3rd)

Ugh. Another Legacy System Disaster. Seriously? *Still* Dealing With This Shit? Okay, look. Some idiot at SANS (because of course it's SANS) is whining about how old software and protocols are STILL causing problems in 2024....
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GITEX GLOBAL 2025

GITEX GLOBAL 2025 - A Summary (Because You Apparently Can't Read) GITEX GLOBAL 2025: Oh Joy. Another Fucking Conference. Right, so some people are planning a tech show in Dubai next year – GITEX GLOBAL 2025. Apparently it’s...
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Infocon: green

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are still shipping shit with holes in it. This time it's a whole heap of...