Category: Security

FunkSec? More Like Funk *Off* Seriously, Another One? FunkSec Ransomware Decryptor Released. Oh joy. Another ransomware gang decided to take a nap, and now some bleeding heart security types have released a decryptor. FunkSec,...

CrowdStrike? More Like CrowdStrike *Failure* Seriously?! Another "Security" Vendor Fails. Oh, joy. CrowdStrike, the supposed elite endpoint protection provider, had a goddamn outage last week. Apparently, some misconfigured API...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...

Firebase? Seriously? Firebase Security: Another Fucking Disaster Oh joy. More people screwing up basic security with Firebase. Apparently, some outfit called Tea (because *everything* needs a cutesy name these days) got pwned...

KrebsOnSecurity - Scam Summary (Because You People Can't Read) Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake. More Gaming Scams. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some absolute geniuses have decided the best way to relieve idiots of their...

Silk Typhoon: Another Fucking Headache Silk Typhoon: Seriously? More Chinese Hackers. Oh joy. Apparently, some outfit calling themselves "Silk Typhoon" – because subtlety is *clearly* their strong suit – are being linked to a...

Oh, *Great*. Another Script Kiddie Savior Article. Right, so some dude decided that manually looking at logs is too hard. Shocking, I know. This article details how they whipped up a Python script to automate initial triage of...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? PaperCut AGAIN?! Right, so listen up. CISA – those clowns over at the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency – have added yet another vulnerability to their Known Exploited...

Seriously? Another Alert Fatigue Report. Ugh. Right, so some folks at SANS are whining – I mean, *reporting* – about alert fatigue. Shocking. Apparently, security teams are drowning in a sea of useless notifications because...

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. Seriously? You Want *Me* To Explain This? Alright, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some "experts" have noticed something shockingly obvious: browsers are now the biggest goddamn mess in...