Category: Security

SOC Burnout: The Never-ending Dumpster Fire That Apparently Can Be Fixed So apparently, those poor bastards in Security Operations Centers (you know, the ones knee-deep in alerts, false positives, and management’s obsession...

U.S. Throws Sanctions at North Korean Cyber Goons — Because Someone’s Gotta Teach These Script Kiddies a Lesson Right, so here’s the latest pile of digital horseshit. The U.S. government’s had enough of North Korean...

Securing the Open Android Ecosystem with Samsung Knox — Or How to Put a Helmet on a Wild Animal Alright, strap the fuck in. Google and Samsung have decided that the Android ecosystem—aka the digital version of a flea market...

Mysterious 'SmudgedSerpent' Hackers: Another Day, Another Digital Cluster**** Oh great, guess what? Yet another pack of sneaky little cyber-goblins — calling themselves “SmudgedSerpent” because apparently...

Closing the Bloody AI Execution Gap — A CISO’s Ode to Pain Right, so apparently everyone’s losing their collective minds because they’ve shoved AI into their cybersecurity stack and—surprise, surprise—it’s not...

Another Glorious Clusterfuck: The SolarWinds Sequel Nobody Asked For Oh joy, just when you thought the SolarWinds disaster was ancient history, some bright bastards have managed to spin up a *new* software supply chain shitstorm....

400,000 WordPress Sites Screwed by Yet Another “Critical” Flaw Oh, fantastic. Another week, another goddamn WordPress catastrophe. Turns out some geniuses maintaining the plugin called “Email Subscribers &...

Researchers Find ChatGPT Vulnerabilities That Let Attackers Trick AI Into Leaking Data Oh for fuck’s sake, here we go again. Some clever bastards—called "researchers"—decided to poke and prod ChatGPT until it coughed up...

Google Uncovers PROMPTFLUX - The Shape-Shifting Hellspawn of Malware Oh for f**k’s sake, just when you think the internet couldn’t possibly get any more batshit insane, Google pops up waving a red flag about some new digital...

Operational Technology Security: A Flaming Dumpster Fire for Manufacturers Right, so apparently the manufacturing world has woken up one morning, looked at their ancient, creaky industrial control systems (ICS) and operational...