SIEMs Are Officially Toast (Probably) Seriously, SIEMs. Get Over It. Right, so apparently some "analysts" are noticing what the rest of us have known for *years*: Security Information and Event Management systems – SIEMs –...

Seriously?! Another One... Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: AI-Generated Malware in NPM. Right, listen up you lot. Some idiot (or more likely, a bunch of 'em) managed to sneak a malicious npm package into the registry – called...

Ugh, Another Certification Seriously? *Another* Cybersecurity Certification. Right, so ISC2 – you know, the people who already want your soul and a hefty chunk of change for their other certs – have decided that AI is...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? Shade BIOS. *Another* Fucking Rootkit. Right, so some researchers found a way to install malware directly into the fucking BIOS – before the OS even loads. They're calling it "Shade." Like that makes...

Seriously?! Another Fucking OAuth Screwup Oh, For The Love Of… (Microsoft 365 Breaches - Again) Right, listen up. Some clowns are using a tool called "Tycoon Kit" – because apparently naming things after failed business...

Ugh, Another One? Seriously? You Need a *Playbook* For This? Right, so some org got pwned – shocking. And now they need a "perfect playbook" to figure out why they got pwned instead of just… not getting pwned in the first...

Ugh. Another "Women in Tech" Piece Seriously? Still Talking About This Shit? Right, so apparently some people are still surprised the cybersecurity industry is a sausage fest. This article basically whines about how hard it is...

Seriously? LLM Code is Shite. Oh, *Now* They’re Worried About the AI Code? Right. So, after everyone and their mother started shoving code spit out by Large Language Models (LLMs) into production without a second thought,...

Seriously?! Another One? Cursor AI: A Code Editor That Couldn't Secure a Fucking Prompt Oh, joy. Another "AI-powered" tool that’s about as secure as a screen door on a submarine. Apparently, this Cursor AI code editor had a...

Black Hat 2025: Another Year, Another Parade of Panic Seriously? Black Hat's Still Happening. Oh joy. Dark Reading’s News Desk is celebrating a *decade* of reporting on the same goddamn problems at Black Hat USA. Apparently,...