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SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right. So, apparently some clowns over at Microsoft are still shipping shit with holes in it. This time it's a whole heap of 'em –...
GITEX GLOBAL 2025
GITEX GLOBAL 2025 - Ugh, Fine. GITEX GLOBAL 2025: A Summary (Because I *Have* To) Right. So apparently a bunch of tech bros are gathering in Dubai again next year for GITEX GLOBAL 2025. It's, like, the biggest tech show in the...
Pwn2Own hacking contest pays $1 million for WhatsApp exploit
Pwn2Own WhatsApp Debacle - Ugh. Seriously? Another WhatsApp Zero-Day. Fucking Fantastic. Right, so some "white hat" hackers at Pwn2Own managed to crack WhatsApp again. A million goddamn dollars they paid out for it. A MILLION....
AI-powered Cursor IDE vulnerable to prompt-injection attacks
Seriously?! Another AI Mess Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: Cursor IDEs Are Broken. Again. Right, listen up you lot. Some bright spark decided to build an Integrated Development Environment (IDE) powered by AI – specifically,...
Pi-hole discloses data breach triggered by WordPress plugin flaw
Pi-Hole Data Breach - Ugh. Seriously? Pi-Hole Got Hacked. Again. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, the geniuses over at Pi-hole had a data breach. Not because of *their* core code, oh no. It was thanks to some utterly shite...
SonicWall firewall devices hit in surge of Akira ransomware attacks
Akira Ransomware is Pissing All Over SonicWall - A Summary (Because You People Can't Keep Your Shit Secure) Seriously? *Another* SonicWall Clusterfuck. Oh, joy. More incompetence. Apparently, the Akira ransomware gang is having a...
Windows-MCP: Automating the Windows GUI with AI
Ugh, Another 'Revolutionary' Windows Thing Seriously? More GUI Bullshit. Right, so some people are apparently losing sleep over the fact you can now use AI to automate clicking around in Windows GUIs. Yeah, because manually...
OpenAI may be testing a cheaper paid plan for ChatGPT
Oh, Joy. Another Subscription. OpenAI's Latest Fuckery: A "Cheaper" ChatGPT Plan Right, so OpenAI, those geniuses who want all your money, are apparently thinking about offering a cheaper paid plan for ChatGPT. Because clearly,...
Zuckerberg says people without AI glasses will be at a disadvantage in the future
Zuckerberg's Latest Bullshit Oh, For Fucking Christ, Zuckerberg Again Right, so the absolute *king* of privacy violations – Mark Zuckerberg – has decided to grace us with his wisdom. Apparently, if you don’t strap a pair of...
Mark Zuckerberg Details Meta’s Plan for Self-Improving, Superintelligent AI
Meta's Delusions, Summarized (Ugh) Oh, For Fucking Christ, Meta Again Right, so Zuckerberg’s still on about building Artificial General Intelligence. Apparently, he thinks they’ll have something resembling it by Q2 2025....