Windows 11 KB5070311 – Yet Another Pile of Shiny Crap From Redmond Right, so Microsoft’s at it again with their never-ending Windows 11 update nudging – this time it’s the November 2025 Preview Update, KB5070311. Oh...

Microsoft’s Latest F***up: 365 License Checks Go Full Potato So, in today’s episode of "Microsoft can’t code their way out of a paper bag," the geniuses in Redmond have managed to break their own damn software again. This...

Strong Password Policies — Because Apparently, Common Sense Is Too Bloody Hard Alright, strap in, you miserable lot. This article from BleepingComputer bangs on about — surprise, surprise — how having strong bloody...

React2Shell: Yet Another “We Left the Front Door Open” Fiasco Well, grab your coffee and brace your arse, because apparently, web devs can’t go one bloody week without forgetting how security works. The latest clusterfuck...

Contractors Gone Wild: 96 Government Databases Nuked Because Apparently, That's Fine Now Oh for fuck’s sake, here we go again. Some so-called “IT contractors” — actual geniuses with a history of hacking, because...

CISA Screams “Oh Crap!” as Chinese Hackers Wreck VMware Servers with BrickStorm So, here we go again — the great cosmic circle of stupidity spins once more. The Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) just...

Russia Throws Another Tech Tantrum – Blocks FaceTime and Snapchat Well, here we bloody go again. Russia’s at it once more, pulling the plug on FaceTime, Snapchat, and a handful of other apps because apparently, criminals used...

Predator Spyware Decides Clicking Is Too Much Effort — Goes Full Bastard Zero-Click Mode Right, so apparently the Predator spyware crew got bored of tricking dumbasses into tapping dodgy links and decided, "Screw it, let’s...

Samsung Screws Its Own Division – Because Profit, You Idiots! So apparently, Samsung’s Mobile Experience division went crying to its big daddy chip division, begging for more DRAM chips to fatten up their Galaxy toys. And...