Ambiq IPO - Ugh. Seriously? Another One. Right, so some chip company called Ambiq – makes stuff for wearables, apparently obsessed with low power consumption, who gives a damn? – decided to go public today. And wouldn't you...

Copilot's User Count: A Sigh, Honestly GitHub Copilot Hit 20 Million Users. Big Fucking Deal. Right, so apparently 20 million people are letting a glorified autocomplete tool write their code for them now. Yeah, *twenty million*....

Google's Latest Fuckup: Age Guessing Oh, Great. Google's Now Judging Your Wrinkles. Right, so Google – because they haven’t screwed enough things up already – is testing some machine learning crap to *guess* people’s ages...

Wired's AI Power Summit: A Load of Bullshit, Summarized Oh, Great. Another AI Conference. Right, so Wired threw a party for the brainiacs building our future overlords. The "AI Power Summit," they called it. More like the...

Waymo's "Truth" - Ugh. So, Waymo Still Isn’t *Really* Here. Shocking. Right, so Tekedra Mawakana from Waymo went to TechCrunch Disrupt and basically gave a long-winded explanation for why their self-driving cars aren't...

ChatGPT: A Summary (Because You Apparently Can't Figure It Out) ChatGPT: Don't Ask Me Twice, I'm Busy Right, so you want to know about ChatGPT? Fine. It’s an OpenAI chatbot, basically a glorified text predictor that everyone...

OpenAI's Norway Clusterfuck Oh, *Great*. More Data Centers. Right, so OpenAI – those geniuses who think they’ve solved everything with slightly-less-terrible chatbots – are building a data center in Norway. Their first one...

China's AI Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because You People Can't Read) Oh, *Great*. China and Their AI Bullshit. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, the Chinese government is having a complete shitshow trying to regulate their AI...

Poe's API: Another Fucking Platform for LLMs Oh, Great. More APIs. So, apparently Quora – yes, that Quora – is letting developers mess with their Poe platform via an API now. Big fucking deal. They're basically throwing open...

Ugh. Another One Bites the Dust. The IconFactory is Selling Off Apps – Thanks, AI. Seriously. Right, listen up. The IconFactory, a design and development shop that's been kicking around for *ages*, is selling off some of its...