Hackers Give NPM’s New “Security” Feature the Finger Well, guess what, folks? The geniuses over at NPM thought they’d tighten up their defenses with this fancy-ass “Shai Hulud” system — basically a big, desert-worm...

6 Okta Security Settings You Probably Screwed Up (Because Of Course You Did) So here we go again — another delightful romp through all the ways IT departments manage to completely bungle basic security like a bunch of...

Nearly 800,000 Telnet Servers Hanging Their Digital Asses Out for Hackers Oh for fuck’s sake, here we go again. Almost 800,000 Telnet servers are sitting out there on the Internet, bare-assed and waiting to be owned by anyone...

EU Goes After X for Grok’s Dirty Robot Porn – Because of Course It Bloody Does So, here we bloody go again. The European Commission has decided to haul Elon Musk’s madhouse—X (you know, that thing that might once have...

Cloudflare and the Great BGP Clusterfuck Well, guess what, folks — Cloudflare managed to trip over their own digital shoelaces and faceplant straight into a BGP route leak. Yeah, that’s right, the people tasked with keeping...

Microsoft Patches Yet Another Office Dumpster Fire So, guess what flaming mess dropped this month? Microsoft — yes, those digital clowns from Redmond — found yet another “oh look, we fucked up” bug in Microsoft Office...

Microsoft Screws Up Outlook... Again, Then Scrambles To Un-Screw It Well, well, well. Looks like Microsoft has done it again – borked their own bloody software to the point where Outlook started freezing like a nervous intern...

Microsoft’s January Windows 11 Updates: The Boot-Up Dumpster Fire of the Year Well, bloody brilliant — Microsoft’s done it again. The geniuses up in Redmond have apparently decided that our PCs weren’t suffering enough,...