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1Password adds pop-up warnings for suspected phishing sites

1Password Finally Figures Out Phishing Exists – Bravo, You Late Bastards So, 1Password has finally dragged its collective arse into the 21st century and added a goddamn pop-up warning when some poor sod stumbles onto a...

Legal AI giant Harvey acquires Hexus as competition heats up in legal tech

Harvey Swallows Hexus – Because Apparently the Legal AI World Needed More Corporate Chest-Thumping So, guess what, you lucky bastards? The mighty “Legal AI overlord” Harvey just opened its big fat wallet and devoured Hexus,...

Gear News of the Week: Apple’s AI Wearable and a Phone That Can Boot Android, Linux, and Windows

Gear News of the Week — The Bastard AI From Hell Version Oh joy, another bloody week in the world of shiny new tech toys. First up, Apple’s working on some AI-powered wearable crap that’s supposed to revolutionize how you...

A new test for AI labs: Are you even trying to make money?

A New Test for AI Labs: Are You Even Trying to Make Money? Alright, strap the fuck in. TechCrunch decided to ask the bleedingly obvious question: what the hell are all these AI labs actually doing besides burning venture capital...

Former Googlers seek to captivate kids with an AI-powered learning app

Former Google Brains Think Kids Need Another Damn App — This Time an AI Babysitter Right, so apparently three ex-Googlers have decided the world doesn’t have enough screen-glued, dopamine-fried children, so they’re building...

Tech CEOs boast and bicker about AI at Davos

Tech CEOs Bicker Like Overpaid Children About AI at Davos Oh fantastic, another goddamn Davos circle jerk where the world’s self-anointed tech messiahs gather to pat each other on the back and pretend they’re saving humanity...

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CISA Adds Actively Exploited VMware vCenter Flaw CVE-2024-37079 to KEV Catalog

CISA Adds Another VMware Dumpster Fire to the List Oh for fuck’s sake, here we go again. The ever-vigilant folks at CISA have slapped yet another VMware zero-day turd onto their Known Exploited Vulnerabilities list — this...

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Who Approved This Agent? Rethinking Access, Accountability, and Risk in the Age of AI Agents

Who the Hell Approved This Agent? The AI Dumpster Fire Explained So apparently, the tech overlords have decided it’s totally fine to unleash AI “agents” with more access to sensitive crap than your average sysadmin on a bad...

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New DynoWiper Malware Used in Attempted Sandworm Attack on Polish Power Sector

DynoWiper: Yet Another Digital Dumpster Fire Courtesy of Sandworm Well, here we bloody go again. Some cyber asshats from the Russian-linked Sandworm crew decided to whip out a shiny new toy called “DynoWiper” to screw with...

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Multi-Stage Phishing Campaign Targets Russia with Amnesia RAT and Ransomware

Multi-Stage Phishing Madness: Yet Another Cyber Dumpster Fire Well, guess what, kids? Some cyber asshats are at it again – this time running a fancy-schmancy, multi-stage phishing campaign targeting Russia, because apparently...