Microsoft Breaks Outlook for iOS — Again. Because Why the Hell Not? Well, what a magnificent clusterfuck from the fine folks at Microsoft. Turns out, Outlook for iOS decided to go belly up — freezing, crashing, and generally...

Security Baseline for Microsoft 365 Apps v2512 – A Load of Policy-Flavored Fun Oh great, another bloody “security baseline” update from Microsoft. Because apparently what we all needed today was another 50-page novella of...

What an AI-Written Honeypot Taught Us — and Why Humanity’s Still Screwed Oh, bloody fantastic. Some genius decided to let an AI write a honeypot, because apparently, we’ve run out of actual humans to screw things up the...

Hackers Abuse Telnetd Bug Because Apparently, 2024 Still Thinks Telnet Is Cool Right, so apparently there’s a bunch of dumbass systems out there *still* running telnetd — yes, that ancient relic from the bloody Jurassic era...

US Booting Out a Bunch of ATM-Emptying Malware Morons Right, strap in because this one’s a real clusterfuck. The U.S. Feds have finally decided they’ve had enough of a pack of Venezuelan cyber-twats who thought it’d be...

CISA Says Four Enterprise Software Bugs Are Getting Ripped Open – No Surprise There Well, hold onto your digital asses, because CISA has popped up again waving their arms like a panicked sysadmin on a Friday afternoon....

Malicious AI Extensions in VSCode: Because Apparently Nothing Is Sacred Anymore Oh, for fuck’s sake — now even Visual Studio Code, the almighty text editor that every caffeine-addled developer worships, has got itself riddled...