ISC Stormcast For Friday, January 23rd, 2026 – The Cyber Clown Show Continues Oh great, another day, another digital dumpster fire. The ISC Stormcast for January 23rd, 2026, basically reads like an IT admin’s recurring...

Microsoft Catches Yet Another Digital Dumpster Fire: Multi-Stage AitM Phishing Shitshow Well, stop the bloody presses — Microsoft’s threat-hunting nerds have “discovered” (again) that cybercriminals are about as creative...

Phishing Attack Uses Stolen Credentials to Install LogMeIn RMM for Persistent Access – or, Yet Another Day in Cybersecurity Hell Oh bloody wonderful — apparently the cyber-shitstorm never ends. Some genius out there decided...

TikTok’s Yank-and-Spank Move to Keep Uncle Sam Happy So, apparently TikTok’s decided to play nice with the U.S. government — you know, the same folks who’ve been waving executive orders around like toddlers with scissors....

Fortinet Screws Up... Again: FortiCloud SSO Bypass Hits Fully Patched FortiGate Firewalls Oh bloody hell, Fortinet’s at it again. Because apparently, security vendors just can’t go one damn quarter without face-planting into...

CISA Updates KEV Catalog — Because Apparently the Internet Can’t Stop Setting Itself on Fire Right, so the delightful people at CISA – that’s the U.S. Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency for those who just...

Healthy Security Cultures Thrive on Risk Reporting — or Why Your Security Team’s Hair Is on Fire Right, so apparently the latest bit of “wisdom” in the cyber world is that if you want a “healthy” security culture,...

RSAC 2026: Another Cybersecurity Circus of Buzzwords and Self-Importance Oh bloody fantastic, it’s that time again — RSAC 2026 is gearing up to unleash another round of overhyped “cyber innovation” bullshit in San...