Category: Security

Ugh. Another Fucking Scan. Seriously? More Scanning Bullshit Right, listen up, you lot. Some dipshit over in ASN 43350 – which, surprise surprise, is a Russian hosting provider – is letting their clients run MASSIVE...

Ugh, Another AV "Security" Thing Seriously? They *Needed* a Fuzzer for This? Right, so some researcher – because apparently the people building these self-driving deathtraps didn't think to test them properly – decided to...

Ugh. Another Security Alert. Seriously? More of *this* Shit? Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some clowns are abusing legitimate admin tools – specifically, Microsoft's Graph API and PowerShell – to sneak malware into...

SonicWall's Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because You People Can't Read) Seriously? SonicWall *Again*?! Oh, joy. Another goddamn security hole in a SonicWall product. Apparently, some VPN attacks were happening – surprise, surprise...

Seriously?! Another One... You Idiots Left Your Cameras WIDE OPEN Oh, for the love of all that is holy… 6,500 Axis network cameras are broadcasting their remoting protocol to the internet. SIX THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED! And roughly...

Ugh, Microsoft Screwed Up *Again* Seriously? Another Exchange Clusterfuck Right, listen up. Microsoft's admitted they’ve got a flaw in Exchange Server that lets cloud services sneak access to on-premise hybrid setups without...

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. Seriously? You Want *Me* To Summarize This? Alright, look. Apparently, everyone’s decided AI is the answer to all their security problems now. Shocking. The article basically whines about how...

Chanel's Mess - Courtesy of Some Incompetent Vendor Oh, *Wonderful*. Chanel Got Bit. Again. Right, so listen up, because I’m only saying this once. Chanel – yes, the overpriced handbag people – is sending out breach...

Seriously?! More Package Bullshit Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake... Right, listen up. Some absolute morons have managed to sneak malicious Go packages into the npm registry. Not just any packages, oh no. These things are designed...

Seriously? Another Fucking Vulnerability... Oh, Joy. A Critical Flaw in *How We Rate* Vulnerabilities. Right, so listen up, you lot. Apparently, the whole system for scoring vulnerabilities – CVSS, yeah, that one – has a...